Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Tampax, I bow to thee

Today I rejoined the ranks of single women everywhere when I partook in a ritual that's rarely spoken of--the incredible sigh of relief that comes when you get your period after sleeping with a man you do not want to have children with. Protection or no protection, Aunt Flo really is every woman's little red friend. Even if you know you've been super duper safe, you can't help but drop your head in your hands and thank the goddess for the reprieve.

I love The Pill.

That is all.

1 comment:

todd said...

Thank you for openin my eyes to such a non-man idea.............. wow why would you have sex with someone you don't want to have kids with? J/K