N: "We're having people over to my place. I'm making a big pot of chili con c---."
Lunchboy thought she'd said chili con carne or chili con queso. But what she'd actually said was chili con cocoa.
Specifically, tofu chili with a tablespoon of cocoa powder and 6 cups of melted Hershey's kisses.
I begged off the dinner, pleading exhaustion. Lunchboy went, however, and reported back that chili and chocolate are two dishes that should never, ever be combined-- information he shared after he got out of the bathroom.
Take that, peanut butter bacon bread.