Thursday, June 10, 2004

Down the hatch

Still no appetite. Why does grief leave me so not hungry? With all the crying and tension and hurting, you'd think I'd be ravenous but instead I look at food and it's like looking at a piece of ugly furniture. I'm down 10 pounds and I was never very heavy to begin with, so it's noticeable. I'm playing with the idea of writing a book about this because it's the most effective dieting regimen out there. I'd call it "The Breakup Diet" and judging from how popular diet fads have become, I'm sure people would voluntarily break off their long term relationships just to reap the dieting benefits. Screw Atkins and South Beach! Put yourself in excruciating emotional pain for a few weeks and watch the pounds melt away.

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