Everyone's got one--a celebrity sex list, that is. The people you can sleep with in a completely theoretical sense without getting busted. Today Lunchboy, his friend D and I threw around a football and discussed who was on ours. Barring a few surprises (Beyonce? Can you tell I don't watch enough MTV...) it was just good fun.
Brad Pitt (cliched but true-especially after seeing Mr. & Mrs. Smith)
Ralph & Joseph Fiennes
Jeremy Piven (can't explain it but there it is)
Val Kilmer (only in Top Gun, Real Genius and Willow)
Okay, okay--there were girls on the list. I took them down but now I'm putting them back up...
Angelina (scary but come on)