Tuesday, February 21, 2006

More signs that I need to lay off the celebrity gossip

Last night I dreamed that I bumped into Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at a ski resort. They were trying to check out of the hotel while navigating the hordes of eager fans surrounding them, begging for autographs. Katie was sweet and patient for a celebrity whore in her seventh month of pregnancy, and Tom's teeth were not as big as I expected them to be. Being intrepid, I asked them for a picture instead and they said yes(!) I was going to get camera phone evidence of the TomKat. But the best part is that while dreaming up this scenario, I was mentally plotting how to blog it effectively. But my the camera function on my phone refused to work and they left.

3 comments:

E-Double said...

I'm not much into celebrity gossip, but could you think of a possible connection between Jennifer Anniston and Steve Martin?

Vancetastic said...

Steve Martin was in "Shopgirl" with Jason Schwartzmann, Jason Schwartzmann was in "I Heart Huckabees" with Mark Wahlberg, and Mark Wahlberg was in "Rock Star" with Jennifer Aniston.

Moxie said...

That is so masterful.