Saturday, November 19, 2005

Things certain people have always wanted to say

Overheard at the mall today:

"Now my fingers smell like Britney Spears..."
(after sniffing Fantasy and Curious at the Macy's perfume counter)

(A couple standing in front of the Batman ornament selection at a Christmas ornament kiosk)
"I OWN that already!"
"And you're proud of this?"
"I have the whole collection."
"That's because you're a DORK!"

1 comment:

gimpadelic said...

I was just trying out some of Liz Taylor's perfume. I guess that means my fingers smell like bourbon and vicodin.