Tummy crust

The NY Daily News has created a name for that unlovely roll of flab that blooms over the top of people's jeans. The whole naming of the muffin top phenomenon is less shocking to me than the fact that, according to the article, men actually like it. Not that I'm judging anyone for what they weigh, but I'm a line freak and I just think the muffin top thing looks sloppy. Anyone can look great as long as they wear clothes that fit, and by "fit" I mean "not 2 sizes too small." This is not a Dr. Seuss story.