Last night I dreamed that Lunchboy and I had a threesome with Kristen Bell, who plays Veronica Mars. She was an active closet lesbian and snuck up on me in the shower.
No Colbert this time--sorry.
Now, let it be known that while Ms. Bell is certainly pretty, she is not on my "women don't do it for me but she would be an exception" list. Nor is she on Lunchboy's list (he says), though I'm sure he wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. His response to me telling him about the dream went something like this:
"Ewww. She's not very hot. But YAY for the concept!!!"
Right. That'll happen as soon as I can hop in the sack with McSteamy and Clive Owen.